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Eye Humor | Hopewell-Lambertville Eye Associates

Feeling stressed? Take a moment to enjoy some eye related humor:

 

The Optometrist

Sol had lived a long life, which was drawing to its end. As his family surrounded him on his deathbed, he asked to see his optometrist.

"Optometrist?" they asked. "Why in the world do you want to see your optometrist?"

"Just get him for me."

So they go get Dr. Kaplan, who, on seeing Sol about to depart this life, asked, "Sol, it pains me to see you like this. What can I possibly do for you?"

Sol opened his eyes slightly and said, "Doc, before I go, there's one thing I have to know. Which one was clearer - A or B?"

 

Eye joke

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